Zach Miller : Pond Champs Treatment Representative
Zach is currently a junior at Indiana University – Bloomington pursuing a degree in consulting or marketing. He has been with Pond Champs for 4 pond seasons. Zach has an older brother and younger sister. Some of you may recall his older brother, Andy, who treated ponds also before moving out of state. When not treating ponds or studying he enjoys reading and a good game of Scategories.
20 Things you did not know about Zach….
If you were a Star Wars character who would you be and why? Yoda. Wise he is.
Have you ever gone cow tipping? Absolutely. Who hasn’t?
One of your stuffed animal’s names as a kid? A raccoon beanie baby named Pickles.
T.V. show you secretly enjoy? Murder She Wrote. Don’t ask why.
Favorite Sesame Street character?
Everyone is afraid of something – what are you afraid of? Falling short of my personal expectations.
If you could choose to have dinner with 5 people (real or fictional) who would you invite and why? Ronald Reagan, FDR, Noam Chompsky, Steve Jobs and Ben Franklin for intellectual conversation.
Favorite outdoor activity? Treating ponds of course.
Would you rather play hockey or basketball? Hockey. I mean you get to physically assault people within the rules.
Do you push elevator buttons more than one thinking the elevator will get there faster? Sure do. Better for my psyche.
If you were an animal what would you be and why? A sloth. Sleeping for 18 hours a day wouldn’t hurt my feelings.
If you could be a super hero who would you be and why?
If in an instant you could be invisible where would you go and what would you do? I’d go to Washington D.C. and see the secretive parts of the government ops.
Your favorite toy as a child? My gameboy. Never left home without it.
What do you collect? Sports memorabilia.
Do you scream on roller coasters?
What is your weirdest quirk? I wear flip flops in the winter.
What is your favorite saying? Archaism is a dusty road leading us back to nowhere.
Who is the first person you call when you are having a bad day? My pops, for if nothing else, comedic relief.
Name one of the favorite things about someone in your family? My mom’s cooking.
Describe yourself in three words?
Enthusiastic, enlightening and conversational.








